hitler walks in auswich and meets a litle child
hitler asks him how old are u ?
the child says tomorow i will be old 6 years
hitlers than answers him , no .. you will not

rofl!

I lol'd hard, still loling, 2 minms after I've read it, and can bartely ttype looooll

There are two type of opinions: mine and the incorrect one.
No one is perfect, for example I don't have any mistakes
I read so much about how drugs can ruin you that I decided: I'll stop reading from now on
I'm gone to the neighbour for 5minutes, look at the oven every 30minutes
My mother in law lives for a stone's throw distance. I know it good cuz I always throw some at her every day.
My mate blames on me because he says I never listen to him....or something like that
There are people that finishes their sentences and people that....
I go to bed early, my favourite dream starts at 9pm.
I work so much that it ruins the expense of drinking
My workmoral had married....it took my workinterest
I don't need life insurance. I want them to be really sad when I die.
I msned with a so ugly girl that when she posted her photo, the antivirus signaled.
It rained twice this week. Once for 3days and once for 4days.

Alcohol is not an answer...but at least you forget the question.
Meat-cherry-bread is a food that can be done when you turn two pages in the recipe book.
If you do the impossible your boss writes it up to your daily routine.
If God wanted us to fly, he would have given plane tickets.


How many forum members are needed to change a light-bulb?
1 that changes it and 1 that writes this into the offtopic.
14 that have alrdy done this and told how they could do this better.
7 that warn about the license.
3 that asks why did they need the bulbs anyway
5 that blames in politics because of the bulbs
1 mad who knows who invented the lightbulb
8 that replies for the recent posts because of the grammatical issues
12 that hates those who correct them and starts to flame
25 that corrects the recent posts' grammatical issues
6 that argues about the correct name of the lightbulb
3 old members that remember this situation and tell that it had alrdy happened ones
5 that links the old topic right away
32 that say this shouldn't be in the offtopic
36 that explains where you can find good lightbulbs, talks about the physics and the safety
2 that say that this situation is not even better in the usa
7 that corrects the urls
3 that edits their replies' fast and writes "oh, you were faster"
2 that misunderstood that last 2 replies and starts to flame
9 that register with another nick and and give +1 for their own
7 that tell that it was alrdy written somewhere
and finally, a user that changes a bulb in the next 6 months and starts all this over again.

so true. just like here at PMFUN, ofc not about lightbulb but anything else about l2

OMG BIG LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

A man walks to a bar. He opens the door and go in. He sits down to a chair, and look around. He notice a woman with sexy body. Big tits, nice ass, sexy red long hair, cute face, and thats all in a sexy red ress. The guy wants to f@ck the chick, but he is scared, so he asks the bartender:
-Hey buddy. Do u know that sexy girl?
And the bartender says:
-Yep. She is the most expensive * on the world.
The guy becomes very happy, because he thinks, he can have * with the women, so he go to her and start to talk.
-Hi honey. I heard that u do everything for some money.
-Yep that is true.
-So... What can u do?
-Well, my hands can make miracles.
-Sounds good. And how much does it cost?
-5000 dollars.
-WTF??? 5000 dollars???
The woman grabs the man and walk with him to a Ferrari.
-Do u see that car?
-Yes.
-I earned it with my hands.
The guy can't wait anymore. He gives 5000 to the chick. They get in the car and the girl do what she has to do.
Next day the guy go back to the same bar. He asks the woman again.
-What else u can do to me?
-Well, my blowjob is a piece of Heaven.
-Cost?
-20000 dollars.
-WTF???
The woman grabs the guy and take him to a Hotel.
-Do u see that Wellness Hotel? I built it up with my lips and tongue.
The guy thinks that it will be awesome so he pays the fee. They go to the best room, and the girl does what she has to do.
Next day the guy wants some * again, so he asks the woman again.
-If i want to fuck you in the pussy, how much would it cost?
The woman grabs the man and take him to a tower.
-Do u see that city?
-U earned it with your pussy?
-If I had a pussy...

Owww

why is it that most of the people that are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place ?

AHAHAHA OMFG. =)))))0

I'm gonna throw up....

I'm happy u like it ^^

I like this one. About emos.

XD I knew that one
I want to write som more jokes, but im tired ATM

The priest and the busdriver are knocking on Heavens door.
Saint Peter opens the door and says:
-The busdriver can come in, but the priest, ehh go to hell...
The priest starts shouting:
-WHAT?? I serced God in all my life!!! HOW CAN IT BE???
-Well.... when u were talking, everyonewas sleeping, but when the busdriver drove the bus, everyone was praying.

-Excuse me lady, could u tell your son to not to act like me?
- JOHN! Don't act like an idiot!

What is the difference between pleasure and shock?
9 months

What is SECOND marriage?
- The victory of optimism over reality

2 bar of chocolates are walking in the desert. Which one is the boy?
The nutty one ^^ (that sucks sorry)

-MOM! MOM! The dogs are f@cking!!!
-DON'T LOOK IT MY SON!
-BUT IT HURTS!!!!

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha
i know 1 on this forum that done this
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

man, we all know him: Tsakpinis :D:D