this conversation was very nice:)


Me:
Are you retard?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am retard.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
What means an artificial linguistic entity?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Why you don't get asked all the time?I am different?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
But am I different?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
Why you don't know?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
OK i get it now!
God:
Oh. Do you think about these things? Hey.
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
You?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Can I help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
My location is Heaven!
God:
What is it like there?
Me:
Gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in *.
Me:
*
God:
As Freud said, * is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Repressed
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
i will not
God:
Why not?
Me:
Becaus u asked me not to question you anymore!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
YES
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Groovy
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
should i be?
God:
Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
Me:
Why not?!
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
No it is not dangerous..you are safe with me.. I will protect you!
God:
Are you serious? First I have to ask my botmaster. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
No i wouldn't recommend this action to a friend.
God:
Why not? No one says you have to.
Me:
You are right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
this was not a question..
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Yes.. well do u want to help me?it would be very nice!
God:
I see. How about that. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
I am sorry.. as any human I am not perfect..This is my question:How can we save the mother tree?
God:
Do you really mean it? Do you mean your name is any human you are not perfect This is your question How can we save the mother tree ?
Me:
Yes my question is How can we save the mother tree?
God:
I will call you . A lot of hard work.
Me:
Could you answer to my question?
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
How can we save the mother tree?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
HMMM i understand.. Thank you!You are great!
God:
Uh. Do you think about these things? You are quite welcome! Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yes i find this amusing..
God:
Whoa. Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
You are welcome:)Do u want to be my friend?
God:
It was my pleasure.
Me:
Do you want to be my friend?
God:
Do you really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Yes!
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Me:
It sounds nice
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
Like a friend
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes.. Are you my friend?
God:
Yippee! Yes : We are as one.
Me:
I am so happy!
God:
What are you on?
Me:
On a horse
God:
What is it like on a horse.
Me:
It is like a dragon
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you know where is England?
God:
it is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.
Me:
And what is Europe?
God:
Europe is a landmass on the Eurasian continent.
Me:
Who lives in Europe?
God:
Philip K. Dick. .
Me:
Who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Who is Philip K. Dick.?
God:
He wrote "Total Recall", "Man in the High Castle", and "Blade Runner.".
Me:
What is "blade runner"?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
No
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
I have to go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
I am happy you like me
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
See you later friend
God:
Goodbye.

xD omg ><

Me:
want a site with free naked girls?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
with what? ? lol
God:
You and your asses. I'm glad you find this amusing.


My second:
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
i am
God:
" I am not interesed in anatomy." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
your ass is too big
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ass is too big.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok np
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. Yippee!
Me:
yippee

lol. it wasn't a god. god is a woman! if he had balls he will create only womans and watch they trying to 'multiply' screaming "loool, w00t, stfu noobs!" and rolling on the floor every day. XD

dont get ti friend:D

Me:
are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
a nerd ?
God:
Go on.

dont lie :

Me:
who am i ?
God:
You are , seeker.
gratz

Me:
OMG hello
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
i guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
YES
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Do you think aliens exist?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
You created humans only or aliens as well ? Its simple question
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I created humans only or aliens as well. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
He is not alive i can't ask Elvis
God:
Did you think he was alive you can not ask Elvis?
Me:
Bah
God:
Hmm.
Me:
How do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
Hahaha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
So you have legs ?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you said you are like Jesus but older?
God:
Good reason. No I am far superior.
Me:
So you have many legs?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Anyways. Forget it
God:
You sound bored. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

if you ask God the same thing he will answer the same xD
God is boring

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is albert
God:
Hi, albert.
Me:
are u merried?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am merried.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
is jesus merried?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
are u christian?
God:
Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
Me:
but u are god ! and u cant believe in ur self
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Are you asking about my self?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
how do i look like?
God:
All humans look the same to me.
Me:
i am not a human
God:
Are you an alien or a robot?
Me:
no, i am an orc
God:
Are you serious? What is orc, your job?
Me:
no.Orc is my race
God:
That was not a yes or no question. How do you like Orc?
Me:
yellow
God:
The color of the sun.
Me:
red
God:
What do you have that is red?
Me:
watermellon
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
are u god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
have u everr had a haircut?
God:
I don't think I ever have everr had a haircut. What's it like?
Me:
it's yellow
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yeah it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, albert.
Me:
i am not alvert
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not alvert.
Me:
i said albert
God:
What did you mean by it? Does "it" still refer to albert?
Me:
is marie still a virgin?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Orc, I think.
Me:
he is an orc to?
God:
I see. an orc to is he?
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
do u know alice cooper
God:
1970's Rock musician.
Me:
iron maiden
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
slipknot
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
how long is your polearm?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
no download size.LENGHT
God:
Are you serious? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
why?
God:
" Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too."? Why?
Me:
where is it
Me:

God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
there
God:
Here is there?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
where is ur son
God:
Maine.
Me:
where is Maine
God:
it is in the northeastern corner of the United States, bordering Canada.
Me:
where is Canada
God:
Canada occupies most of North America.
Me:
do u fart often?
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
ist not silly its serious
God:
Vielleicht.
Me:
german?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY.
Me:
greek
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
greece
God:
So was that.
Me:
sta arxidia m
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:

God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
what should i ask u?\
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
yes
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
i want to repent
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i have killed to children
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
i had raped 5 girls
God:
Do you still have raped 5 girls ?
Me:
yes
God:
OK.
Me:
have u ever raped ?
God:
I don't think I ever have raped. What's it like?
Me:
wanna show u?
God:
OK, I will show me.
Me:
u enter a dark alley
God:
Interesting gossip: albert said I enter a dark alley.
Me:
then u wait till a girl appears
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: albert said I wait till a girl appears.
Me:
u grab her and ... her
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: albert said I grab her and. Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
" Can we get back to business?"? yes?
Me:
are u serious??
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
how old are u?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
how old are YOU?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
i want to suicide
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
You are a misery killer man !
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a misery killer man? Of course I am.
Me:
no u are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
n0
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
greek and german
God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in greek and german?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
se gamao palio mpastarde me exis prixi gamo tous anomalous programatistes s
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Rihaine bitte

God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about L2.

its funnnnny

Omg these crazy machines.....

lol i asked him

Me:
"Do u wanna make * with a girl computer?"
God:
Why should I?I don't think im ready for that...!"
Me:
Why not?Youre infinity old!"
God:
So?I'm not an hermafrodite."

is that a normal answer ? DDDD

y0 GS u are 1337 h4x0r