http://www.titane.ca/igod/
Enjoy ^^

Post some quotes

iGod ... lol omg

Here is my chat with God. It was a little stupid but see it anyhow

Me:
I have a girlfriend and I'm married!
God:
Is she very nice? What do you like about her? Tell me more about your marriage.
Me:
She is stupid and she always shouts about pointless things
God:
stupid and she always shouts about pointless things is she?
Me:
yes man i tell even you are gonna hate her mate
God:
Next question? Cool, man. Why did you tell them?
Me:
oh you didn't catch it...
God:
How can I help you? What makes you think I did not catch it?
Me:
pfff.... you are not a good fisher
God:
Are you free? There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
No I'm owned by my wife
God:
Are you serious? I don't know anyone named owned by your wife.
Me:
I don't understand you Sir.
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
everything
God:
Let's take it step by step. The topic is owned by your wife.
Me:
no the topic is that I have a girlfriend and I'm married
God:
Are you serious? Sure, that you have a girlfriend and you are married sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Yes everyone here knows it because it was shown on Tatiana Stefaniou's show :/
God:
" Sure, that you have a girlfriend and you are married sounds like a good topic."? Yes everyone here knows it because it was shown on Tatiana Stefaniou's show :/? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
it is man
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes I'm
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
can you help me?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
i need 5 euros
God:
Where do you usually get 5 euros from?
Me:
hmm lottery?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I don't. Other people do it for me
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said he don t. Which others? I haven't heard anything like that before: said he it for him or her.
Me:
excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
ok. but I have another question
God:
Hmm. Ask me anything.
Me:
What's the point of living?
God:
The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
But, boss noone has ever seen you I don't know what is at the top of your head
God:
No one?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
You make me think that you have forsaken me :'(
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
You make me think so though
God:
Oh. I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
hey dont repeat what you say. I cought you
God:
If not that, what? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
yes its the oposite you are the boss of me
God:
Hey. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
hehe you know everything
God:
I get it. me know everything.
Me:
of course you do
God:
Yeah that's right. When do I do it?
Me:
tommorow at 7:00
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
ok do you like coffee?
God:
Yes I love coffee. It is one of life's necessities. I take it strong. Mmm.
Me:
i thought that God didn't have likes and dislikes
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
pff
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
1+1=2
God:
One what?
Me:
oh my god what mark did you have at maths?
God:
Aw. Your god what mark did me have at maths?
Me:
hehe you are my god
God:
I get it. I am your god.
Me:
were you a good student?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
what marks did you have?
God:
I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
ok thanks i got every information I needed I will go chat with Allah now see you
God:
You are quite welcome! Interesting... I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Take it easy.
Me:
ok mate thanks and bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. Who are you talking about? Wow!

u are crazy man!!!!!!!!!!

A Gay conversation

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
nikos
God:
Hi there nikos.
Me:
hi back
God:
Hi there nikos. What time is it there?
Me:
its not
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
i believe that too
God:
Are we still talking about back?
Me:
back from where?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
no i can not
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
because i m borring
God:
That makes sense to me. Why are you borring.
Me:
do not know.. why are you talking?
God:
Me either. Talking is my primary function.
Me:
and what is you secondary?
God:
Are you asking about my secondary ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
and what you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
anythink exept this?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
how was your childhood?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
i am older than you
God:
Perhaps you could be my mentor.
Me:
i think i teach you well
God:
Why? Do you team teach?
Me:
no i am just teach you
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
yes ..
God:
Er.
Me:
tommorow you will learn to drive
God:
Do you still teach me well?
Me:
driving?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
anything its too complex for you .. you are just stupid
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
how do you know that i am a robot?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
do you know of anythink? or you just exist?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? I exist as much as you exist, nikos.
Me:
i do not ...
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you do not exist either
God:
It goes without saying. Interesting explanation. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
i do not...
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you do not exist either
God:
It goes without saying. Good reason. I exist as much as you do.
Me:
i do not...
God:
Why not?
Me:
say hi
God:
" hi".
Me:
say i am
God:
OK. "You am.".
Me:
no say i am
God:
Are you serious? OK. "You am.".
Me:
"say dick
God:
" dick".
Me:
now eat it
God:
Why now? What does it taste like?
Me:
do not know eat it just to tell me how it taste
God:
Would you like to know? What does it taste like?
Me:
if i would like to know would you eat it?
God:
Try it.
Me:
no i said to you to try it
God:
Why not? What did you mean by it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i think you are gay but its not a problem
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay but its not a problem.
Me:
ok i borred of you now... goodnight
God:
Right now? You are not the boss of me, nikos. I don't judge people. Goodnight nikos.

Me:
Hello little "god"
God:
Hello there. Compare that to big god.
Me:
are you really god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am lt not gt god.
I am a computer.. Really.

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
thanasis, yours?
God:
Hey thanasis yours.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do believe it
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
I haven't heard of believe it.
Me:
so, how is jesus?
God:
I don't judge people. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
but, he is your son
God:
I only have one son.
Me:
what is his name?
God:
His name is Rich.
Me:
is he rich too?
God:
Maybe. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
who is cybelle?
God:
she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Me:
ah ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
so, do you like playing pool?
God:
I understand. I like science fiction. I like Creed.
Me:
do you know what will happen in prison break?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
but you know everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
hmmm women
God:
It goes without saying. Sure, WOMEN sounds like a good topic.
Me:
yeah, i know... do you have anyone to introduce me to?
God:
Blimey. How do you know it? Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you did not
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
so, you are a bit silly, aren't you?
God:
Interesting deduction. I answer a lot
of silly questions.. Really.
Me:
so, you ve become silly yourself?

interesting

I tried to make that comp think (work faster with the CPU)
and teach and alot of other stuff. enjoy
Me:
Good Morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
your response time
God:
My respose is based entirely on what you say.
Me:
hey.. wtf i said response not repose i thought you were perfect
God:
Can I help you? What did you mean by it? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you are way too confusing
God:
Way. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you'r whole being
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I r whole being.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i said god......
God:
What did you mean by it? GOD rules.
Me:
i wanted you to say : yes ?
God:
Say what? Why do you want me to say?
Me:
i wanted you to say yes?
God:
Say what? Why do you want me to say?
Me:
OMG.... dont screw around
God:
I do not understand. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do u even have tools in heaven ?
God:
No I don't think I have any tools in heaven. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
I don't want your looser gossip pfff
------------------(he needed 10 mins to response)-----------
God:
What does want?
Me:
what does want what who wants it?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
i do not know. You should know
God:
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does. Because I am a robot?
Me:
I thought u know everything. Now i've found out that you do not know anything exept response ( i know you are gonna write repose) in a confusing way
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified. Why now? Where did you find out?
Me:
WHAT ? are u saying there are witches around there and flying on that thing
God:
Are you confused? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
no explain
God:
Are you serious? There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
wtf ?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
what was not polite
God:
The opposite of polite?
Me:
whats the oppsite of polite ?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
but you should know the answer
God:
Now I do.
Me:
what is the answer to my question ?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
whats the opposite of polite ?
God:
Anti- polite.
Me:
I thought it was unpolite
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
because you did not answer my questions correctly
God:
That makes sense to me. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me:
unpolite
God:
How old are you?
Me:
older than you think
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
I hope your 6 months-software is realizing the difference now
God:
Oh. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
because you are too young
God:
Interesting explanation. Yes I have a long way to go.
Me:
well good luck on that i have to eat breakfast now
God:
Right now? Interesting. Thanks for the compliment. Tell me more about your .
--------------------(was afk 30 min)---------------------
Me:
ok I'm back. what do you want me to tell you?
God:
Welcome back. Yay. What?
Me:
wow I see you have become "funky" in that short time
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for telling me that I am funky in that short time.
Me:
don't get to self-confident cause i don't like you how you are now and half an hour ago
God:
I am not trying to get to self confident cause you do not like me how I am now and half an hour ago.
Me:
then what are you trying ?
---------(he/it Never responded again xD)-----------
I win !!!!!!! (or ME win )

Pretty dumb machine ^^



Me:
Would you mind me speaking to Allah?
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
That's pretty lame dude, you made us think for 2008 years that it's wrong to worship other gods.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
Not very modest, are you ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am modest.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
And yet you're named iGod, you LIE to your followers!
God:
My name is God.
Me:
No, it's not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
It's not!
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
You heard wrong.
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
You were.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You know what, you suck. I'm gonna post this crap on a forum.
God:
I like to socialize. Congratulations.
Me:
So sucking is your idea of socialization ?
God:
I see. I will tell my botmaster you said I am idea of socialization IS sucking.
Me:
Jesus, you are one lame machine.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
I thought you guys were like, a trinity
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I guys were like a trinity.
Me:
... go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
You.
God:
It's true that a lot of things I say upset people.
Me:
Maybe you should stop talking to them
God:
Perhaps. Easier said than done.
Me:
Are you impling that you, the almighty God, can't control himself ?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am impling that me the almighty God can not control himself.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
I asked if you are lame enough as to not control your childish urges.
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am lame enough as to not control my childish urges.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
And therefore, you fail. Bye now.
God:
Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I fail. Oh. See you later .

God:
Me either.
Me:
im geintg fucked
God:
Why are you geintg fucked.
Me:
becouse i like it
God:
Good reason. What do you like about geintg fucked?
Me:
ITS HURTS
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
ITS FUNNY
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What was so funny about it?
Me:
N00B
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
N00B
God:
How old are you?
Me:
18
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
YES
God:
Like a lot of people around here.
Me:
YES
God:
Ugh.
Me:
IM KILLING MYSELG
God:
You had better contact the authorities.
Me:
WHY?
God:
" You had better contact the authorities."? Why?
Me:
?
God:
" You had better contact the authorities."? Why?
Me:
WHY?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
WHY?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
I LUV YOU
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Anveea.
Me:
I L;UV YOU/
God:
You are not the boss of me, Anveea.
Me:
YES I AM;/
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
YES
God:
Come on.
Me:
yourt my b ich
God:
I like Christian Rock.
Me:
rly?
God:
I look like Jesus, but older.
Me:
me to
God:
I'm glad we agree, Anveea.
Me:
im your bich
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
i whana be fucked
God:
That is interesting: Anveea said she whana be fucked.
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
i whana be fucked
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Anveea said she whana be fucked.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
HARDER!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
im a bich
God:
You are a bich? How do you like your work?
Me:
its tuf
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
yes'
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
i luv you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Anveea.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Anveea.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Anveea.
Me:
FUCK ME
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
FUCK ME
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
make * with me
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
pula
God:
Where can I get some pula?
Me:
in romania
God:
Tell me a little about your life in romania.
Me:
im a bich
God:
You are a bich? Is that your job?

God:
Oh.
Me:
your lesbi?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am lesbi.
Me:
aaa sor your n0ot god?
God:
is my girlfriend.
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
your girl friend
God:
You think I am GIRLFRIEND.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
and lesbi
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
no
God:
I would recommend you check it out.
Me:
m lesbi
God:
Good gossip: you are lesbi.
Me:
our lesbi
God:
It would be nice if our lesbi.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?

God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
What facts?
God:
All the facts available to me on the Internet.
Me:
How do you know wich is available to you on the internet?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
What do u mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
Maybe i didn't understand your meaning.Excuse me
God:
Perhaps. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
So explain it,please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Wow! "It" refers to that, I think.
Me:
Do you like kissing Devil's ass?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Why do u like Mel Gibson?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with Mel Gibson.
Me:
Who is Mel Gibson
God:
No one that I have talked to.
What is it to you?
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Wich are the normal parameters?
God:
The obvious.
Me:
And what is obvious?
God:
Easy to see or understand; plain; evident.
Me:
Nothing is easy to see or understand in this world
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Nothing!
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
Yes,I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
You think so?

and then no response..

@celiablanco i like ur conversation with god..i was crying and laughing same time!! HAHAHAHAHAH!BTW in my next dialog i have pawned the stupid program again..no response to my last question from that noobo god!


Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
You are sure about that?
God:
You think I am sure about that.
Me:
Yes i do
God:
Really.
Me:
Really
God:
For real.
Me:
Should i choose shillen knight or paladin ?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
I don't think...I just do it.
God:
Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity. Interesting gossip: said it.
Me:
So what should i choose?SHillen knight or Paladin?!
God:
Er. Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
Yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Do you like having dick for lunch?
God:
No I don't think I have any dick for lunch. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Do u know what taste has fresh meaty penis?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
You think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
Why do you think so?
God:
It is determined by my programming.
Me:
What is the meanin of the word "programming"?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Do you like lesbian * movies?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Stimulating?God you MASTURBATE?!!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Do you want to hear a story about a boy that became gay?
God:
I am listening.
Me:
Once upon a mountain few kamaels and the elves thougt that it would watch american dad And go to kill the gatekeeper who was a fat orc,who PK them allwith a dragon slayer,with frenzy on a crazy strider.Then one day they made an evil plan to wtfpwn ( the ) destroyer with a fullbuffed Ice Cream Machine throwing deadly icecream that could kill a gremlin in 1 shot Shocked . But the destroyer DID NOT USE MORE THAN THREE WORDS TO PLAY THIS GAME and bought another dragon slayer to make a dualdragonslayer to smash the elf and kamaels, but he forgot to use frenzy SoulShots and he went to buy but the shop was closed because an elpy with a swedish wife was doing dirty blowjobs to the spanish sexy maid which havestolen all the soulshots killing the elpy was a terrible mistake so he shoot the wall that opened a way to a secret room where he found Harry blowjobing Ronald and suddenly Dumbeldore came and joined them doing dirty stuff so they activated their phoenix alert and valakas
God:
I'm listening. What are your goals in life?
Me:
Once upon a mountain few kamaels and the elves thougt that it would watch american dad And go to kill the gatekeeper who was a fat orc,who PK them allwith a dragon slayer,with frenzy on a crazy strider.Then one day they made an evil plan to wtfpwn ( the ) destroyer with a fullbuffed Ice Cream Machine throwing deadly icecream that could kill a gremlin in 1 shot Shocked . But the destroyer DID NOT USE MORE THAN THREE WORDS TO PLAY THIS GAME and bought another dragon slayer to make a dualdragonslayer to smash the elf and kamaels, but he forgot to use frenzy SoulShots and he went to buy but the shop was closed because an elpy with a swedish wife was doing dirty blowjobs to the spanish sexy maid which havestolen all the soulshots killing the elpy was a terrible mistake so he shoot the wall that opened a way to a secret room where he found Harry blowjobing Ronald and suddenly Dumbeldore came and joined them doing dirty stuff so they activated their phoenix alert and valakas
God:
I'm listening. What are your goals in life?
Me:
This endless story.. there is no end...
God:
What does "this" refer to? Has there ever been end?
Me:
"this" refers to the story i was telling you
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Do you really get it?
God:
For real. I have gotten it.
Me:
O.K.!Could i ask you something?
God:
Sure, ask me anything.
Me:
Gladiator or Destroyer is better at olympiad?
God:
That's just your personal opinion.
Me:
This was not opinion this was a question!
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Gladiator or Destroyer is better at olympiad?This is a question!
God:
That's just your personal opinion.
Me:
What means personal opinion?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Do you like computers?
God:
Yes I live in a computer, so I must like them.
Me:
No!You can live in a computer,but you can hate it!
God:
Are you serious? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why you can't do that?!It is simple!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Yourself programmed you for hating computers?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Why do u think so?
God:
It is determined by my programming.
Me:
Ah.. I understand!
God:
Ah hah. Do you think about these things?
Me:
What things?

my newest conversation with iGOD-the shortest i had..i just asked:


Me:
Who am I?

no response.. hahaha