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ohooooo OFC, EMO JOKES TIME:

how its the emo pizza?
it cuts itself (it works for hair or grass too)

what do you call 1000 emos on the bottom of the ocean?
a good start

there's a room with five emos. they are crying, but one cries louder then the others. why?
because he doesn't have his corner to cry

What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything.

So, an emo kid walks into a bar…
Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.

What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off?
Stop laughing and reload!

What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

What would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
trick question: being emo is a handycap.

An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society.

What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.

these are the best i know

later i'll tell you BLONDE JOKES!!!

)

ok one blode joke for the begining:

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Author:	kisi [ Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:53 pm ]
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huh tell ur jokes here i wont start cuz i cant remember ^^

Author:	kisi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:06 pm ]
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lol still no jokes? [b] [b/]

Author:	zeller [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:30 pm ]
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me and my friend invited some "gamer" jokes, cuz we are gamers, and we thought it would be cool to have our own jokes. i will write 1 now, cuz i dont remember any atm )) a woman is changing her outfit when: she is reading a book, cooking, going to mall, sending an e-mail, watering the plants... a gamer dresses up at weddings and funerals (not really a gamer joke, this one is a remake) what is the gamer doing when he isn't playing? sleeping ok i don't remember any gamer jokes.. i will tell later normal jokes

Author:	zeller [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:43 pm ]
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ohooooo OFC, EMO JOKES TIME: how its the emo pizza? it cuts itself (it works for hair or grass too) what do you call 1000 emos on the bottom of the ocean? a good start there's a room with five emos. they are crying, but one cries louder then the others. why? because he doesn't have his corner to cry What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything. So, an emo kid walks into a bar… Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it. What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off? Stop laughing and reload! What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees. What would you rather be: emo or handycapped? trick question: being emo is a handycap. An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society. What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry. What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion. these are the best i know later i'll tell you BLONDE JOKES!!! ) ok one blode joke for the begining: There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Author:	SoulBlade [ Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:40 pm ]
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kisi rulz that's the best joke EVER.

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Author:	darkdreadroute [ Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:04 pm ]
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zeller wrote: ohooooo OFC, EMO JOKES TIME: how its the emo pizza? it cuts itself (it works for hair or grass too) what do you call 1000 emos on the bottom of the ocean? a good start there's a room with five emos. they are crying, but one cries louder then the others. why? because he doesn't have his corner to cry What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything. So, an emo kid walks into a bar… Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it. What do you do if there's an emo in your backyard with his hand blow off? Stop laughing and reload! What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees. What would you rather be: emo or handycapped? trick question: being emo is a handycap. An emo kid, a jew, a mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society. What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn't cry. What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion. these are the best i know later i'll tell you BLONDE JOKES!!! ) ok one blode joke for the begining: There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. +1

Author:	MustLoveL2 [ Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:36 pm ]
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darkdreadroute wrote: This one is an almost real situation. There was a fat girl who was wearing a tokyo hotel t-shirt. Then 2 metal heads saw her.... they strangled,took her t-shirt and burned it... then the one of the 2 metalheads said to the fat girl... now that u have nothing to wear,here take this metallica t-shirt in order to keep u warm(and safe). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Author:	TwisterRoar [ Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:01 pm ]
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a woman tells her husband , who is yet again drunk: didn't i tell you not to drink more than 3 beers and get at home at 10 o'clock at maxiumum? her husband : i might have mistaken the numbers , sorry a man to a friend: i'm telling you , aliens kidnapped me.there was a small room with buttons .. his friend:no no . you were drunk and we were carrying you up with the elevator i ll write more if i remember

Author:	Icarus [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:30 am ]
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A husband asks his wife: 'Dear, can you tell me something that can make me happy, but sad at the same time?' His wife replies: 'Your dick is the biggest of all your friends.' And a short phrase I heard today and I crapped my pants laughing: Man with itchy ass wake up with stinky finger.

Author:	atlant448 [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:30 pm ]
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20 year ago was ppl slim and TVs fat now are ppls fat and TVs slim (lcd)

Author:	Zangief [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:48 pm ]
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt and goes to the waiter and says "One for me and one for the road" English humour what can you do

Author:	GoDs3nD [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:57 pm ]
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old granpa and granma are celebrating 50 years of marriage.. grany says"so ill do anything u want!" grandpa says"oh betty!blowjob plz!" betty(the grany) says"NP" well she does what she has to..the grandpa cumms in her mouth now gradnpa asks"now its my turn betty!what u want?" "KISS ME!"

Author:	mibustas [ Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:02 pm ]
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A man decides to climb the highest mount ever...so he starts climbing and after some time he saw a half-naked woman,who said to him "DO you wanna fuck or u wanna succeed?",the man really wanted to fuck,but he wanted to succeed too so he said "I wanna succeed"...so he passed the girl and continued...after 20 mins he saw another full-naked woman,and she said to him " DO you wanna fuck or you wanna succeed?",same happened like the 1st 1...after another 20 mins he saw Angelina Jolie naked and she asked him " DO you wanna fuck or you wanna succeed?",the man though "damn it I really wanna fuck,but I wanna succeed too...",he though for some time and then said " I wanna fuck,but I wanna succeed more "....so he reached the top of the mount and there he saw a black man with monster big dick and the man said "HI,my name is Ceed"

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Author:	darkdreadroute [ Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:13 pm ]
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Once upon a time there was a metalhead and an emo kid walking in sahara dessert.Then suddenly they found a bottle with water.The emo grabs it,the metalhead punches,kicks him and takes the bottle.he drinks some of it,the emo boy begs him for some water but the metal head refuses to give him some and says that emo deserve to die. After a couple of hours the emo boy begs again,but metalhead stll refuses to share some of his precious water. Then after half hour... emo" plz guive me some water im dieing, plz spare me. Metalhead: no,death awaits u,u scum. After 20 minutes of walking in the dessert. Emo:plz im duying,spare some of the water...im gonna die plz !PLZ! Metalhead:FUCK OFF BIATCH!(And spills the water on the sand) Emo:PLZ spare some of the drops PLZ! Metalhead: ok u can have some... The emo boy gathers the drops and starts brushing his hair...in the emo way.... (this joke is good but ita has to do emotional moves..... so it might appear senseless)