In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)


Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The * organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)


The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having * for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)


In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)


Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)


In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have * with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)


In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have * with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to do things with animals that I just don’t want to write about here, however the animals must be female. Having a bit of ‘hows your father’ with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)


In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is America a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)



epic imo xD

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having * for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

this is most epicnes

the more i know the people, the more i love my dog

lol

also other good one is a bout * for males whit female animals if they do it whit male animals they get punished : death

There is a site - http://www.dumblaws.com check it out I laughed so hard when I was reading through the crap :D

since when ur aware of "mein kampf"

i almost fell of the chair when i saw the "anti-virgin" law

btw u know that in medieval england suiciders that have failed to suicide have been punished ......................





























BY DEATH

LOL

it's still against the law to commit suicide =o3

yeh but u dont get punished by death

ISRAEL

"Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of said pig."

"Picking one’s nose on the Sabbath is illegal."

SOUTH AFRICA

"Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart."

GERMANY

"It is illegal to wear a mask."

SINGAPORE

"It is illegal to pee in an elevator."

THAILAND

"It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear."

AUSTRALIA

"Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them."<----LOOOL =))

"A life sentence is 25 years."

"Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay."

USA

"Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail."(Alabama sucks)

"City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

"It is illegal not to drink milk."

"Women may not swear."