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Author:  WaZaWanGa [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:52 am ]
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Post your best one!


Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Author:  Icarus [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:06 am ]
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Chuck Norris was born in a barn built by himself.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

A long time ago, Chuch Norris punched a zebra in its face, upper-cut style. The descendants of that zebras are called giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Author:  SoulBlade [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:24 am ]
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
Author:  aditzu [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:56 pm ]
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Icarus wrote:
Chuck Norris was born in a barn built by himself.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

A long time ago, Chuch Norris punched a zebra in its face, upper-cut style. The descendants of that zebras are called giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


haahahahahahahaahahh I can't stop laughing xD you guys are the best at Chuck Norris jokes =)) sry I didn't posted Chuck Norris jokes :( but im not verry good at them :>
Author:  Ruud44 [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:25 pm ]
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chuck norris is g@y
Author:  Xzibit [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:48 pm ]
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yes its g@y!!
Author:  Xzibit [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:49 pm ]
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mam i love you
Author:  Ruud44 [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:53 pm ]
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Xzibit wrote:
mam i love you


lol? :D :D
Author:  razveck [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:57 pm ]
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Xzibit wrote:
mam i love you


stop spamming :roll:

Chuck Norris is fiction or reality? ^^
Author:  nonelikeme [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:04 pm ]
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razveck wrote:
Xzibit wrote:
mam i love you


stop spamming :roll:

Chuck Norris is fiction or reality? ^^


reality
Author:  Ruud44 [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:04 pm ]
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he is from a fairy tail like xzibit
Author:  WaZaWanGa [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:28 pm ]
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the best jokes told be the one and only chuck norris

http://uk.youtube.com/v/LV8Lw-ZgV ... re=related
Author:  Lhyno [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:06 pm ]
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http://news.cnet.com/8301-10784_3-6100780-7.html :?
Best fkin joke....
Author:  Ruud44 [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:02 pm ]
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that was funny :D
Author:  SKOURIAS [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:03 pm ]
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One day Chuck Noris was fucking his girlfriend in a truck.
When he cume on the girls face some of his fluids droped on the truck.
From that day on that truck is known as OPTIMUS PRIME...
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