The First Time I played and then I stop playing for two years.
I was elf mystic I didn't nothing but nothing even the bssng or anything by any friend so I went out and then a Dwarfe came started hiting me I read you receive 50 dmg from _________ again and again and I was waiting for something to take when I died I understood what was happening lol I was a real noob then but know I've learned well enough

I got that scam once too, but the guy said he knows how to enchant my wep for free.

that guy said he will make ng d grd!

LOL i saw a guy going in gludin's pet manager and telling him <<can you lend me your pet?>> OAXOAXOAOXAOXAOXAOXO

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i think the noobest think that can happen

i remember once i was a DA standing in giran with my panther...

then some1 came to me and asked me how much do i sell my panther... and he was serious...

hehe it was on a 3x server {C3}... I had made lvl 18 just killing lvl 1-6 mobs lol... than I evoluate on a high rate {C4}... I was Human Fighter lvl 48 ^.^ When I was 80 lvl i didn`t know about ss... i was asking gm why the hell I`m so weak ) Than,i create a sps who I wear it with IC omg )................

Somebody on l2x asked me if the cubic is for sale (sk). I said it's 30kk, but he was serious. He said give me all 3 cubics. I gave him a greater haste potion, a mystery potion and a mold lubricant. He actually gave me 100kk. I bsoed lol, caught scammers would get suspend.

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well when i started, my cousin explained the whole game concept to me, but never got to the 2nd class change quests
i was playing an artisan, cuz i wanted to have a lot of adena i sat like hours and hours in town watching my guy regen mp and sell stuff
than i finaly got lvl 40 and decided to do my 2nd class change
i never knew there were 3 quests, so i just started 1 of them. i thought that the test of maestro was the only 1 i needed and that the letters of recommendation were like the 3 quests than friends were like asking me on which quest i am and i told them artisan only have 1 quest divided into 3 parts. i was doing the quest till i got to the part where u had to go to cave of trials and find some mobs in a dungeon or smthing.
i found the dead corpse and tried to talk to it but it said i dont meet requirements. i ran all around the cave of trials talking to all npcs i could find, but nothing worked with my quest. than i ran back to town and double checked all the npcs i had to talk to so far on the quest. and after that i did the npc check in cave of trials again. nthing worked, so i continued crafting and made money for c grade. i lvled myself to like 43 and than i decided to try continue the quest. went back to cave of trials, still i didnt know what to do. so i decided to just sit in that dungeon with the corpse and pm every player i knew, tried to contact all crafters, but no1 could tell me what i was doing wrong. i tried all quest guide sites i knew but didnt get the info either.

than the server went down and wiped. When it was back up, i made a crafter again. i got to the part of the quest, and again npc wouldnt talk to me. i started annoying friends and gms again, but than i realised that the wall in the dungeon was fake and i could run trough it to find the quest monsters i needed
after it i started hating 2nd class change forever, tried to pick servers where u could buy the quest items, even if it wasted all the adena i made my fear of 2nd class change was over when they added the pointy arrows on your head and a very good description ingame

i wish this story can compete with others ^^

if u think ur story are noobish just look at my very noob story

first i want to tell my first char was a wyzard elf i was so excited when i make the first job q like i was making the noblesse or subclass q anyway when i was first play l2 i play with my best friend who played l2 few months till i started to play and he know the basics of game hes favourite char is Delf so he didnt know much about the other classes i was into orcs i like the orc male fighter he is very big muscular and i think he can beat everybody so i know a little english then so at my first job q was betwen raider or a monk of course i choose raider then i ask my friend wath wepons orc use and he tell me FISTS and i buy fists on my raider later i make it destroyer i was so excited imagine o big orc with class DESTROYER so i use fists till 52 i think anyway then i was pvp with another destroyer but he wasnt noob he have tower shield and war axe i think anyway he beat my ass and my friend ass (he was aw) then i sayd in my mind lol this is a orc monk.....omfg i know i was so noob =)))

well my first char ever was a Delf Abyss walker.. becouse what? well i liked the name of "assassin" uhh...
well i've wasted like 2/3 months exploring the C4 world of L2 (i was in forest of death in lvl 28 or something..). and oh yeah, of course i always used shield and dagger xD.
well i was playing all the time alone cuz i've come from normal RPG, so no big deal, but some PK over there .
well some time later one my friend that was doing nobless (but never explained me much of the game) told me to give him my equip D so he can crystalize and make a brand new theca for me.. what did i done? i just take out the clothes and i dragged them into floor.. all ppl was catching the stuff and i was like: wtf is that? Oo.
well some time before i was in party with that friend (he was doing something else and i was exploring pmfun and playing at the same time) and i just decided to kill queen ant.. (yeah.. why not? i can give you the ring and some mats, what really cares to me is the adena )
well i never found queen ant and some time later when i joined my 1st clan i've learned a lot about l2.

donno, but for me this is was so fucking noobish..

ok so this will not be the best noobish story around but its pretty noob....

long long time ago i was always at my cousin house watching this fantastic game called L2...so when i saw him playing i was like "cool i wanna try"....and after 2 months of watching him play i learned lots of stuff (thats what i tought) and he told me what server he was playing (lol)...then there was me...a future bladedancer...ok so i didnt even knew what soulshots were...didnt knew about teleports 7 signs etc etc etc...then i was at lvl 20 in ruins of agony with no buffs...and with a elven long sword (best D grade sword ) my cousin bought for me...and i was like "damn these are strong mobs, if i kill 1 i will lvl up like 5 lvls"...then i tryed to kill one, well u can imagine, no soulshots lvl 20 and no buffs....i died in 3 hits and droped my weapon....my cousin was so pissed but at the same time he laughed at me so hard lool...i was so embaressed but then he explained me everything about l2, altough he has never borowed me anything anymore since we played together

nice cousin