AHAHA LOOL! =))))))))0

Took me like 5 seconds to figure out, I was thinking at something more complex. Really good one!

xD!! its v old joke:D

mine or shalana's ?

A man took his ill wife to the doctor. The doctor called the wife into the examination room, while her husband stayed outside with the nurse in attendance. A couple of minutes later the doctor came out and asked for a pair of pincers. The nurse handed over them and the doctor returned to the inner room. After some time he came out again and asked for a screwdriver... But still, when he appeared again, this time asking for a hammer, the desperate husband jumped to him and shouted:
- Please tell me, what troubles does my wife have?!
- I have no idea - the doctor replied - i'm still unable to open my medical case...

Hey dude don't you smell rotten meat over here? Hey dude! DUUUDE!!

rofl

When Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Nooooo XDDDDDDD

Chuck Norris has already been in Mars that's why there are no signs of life.


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.


When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

and that is enough of Chuck Norris

duuuuude.....i think there is already a chuck norris topic in this forum don't start here too plisss

ok ok

Just to you knows that there is no point arguing with men.
The woman says:
- Come on! This place is a mess!
- We both need to clean it!
- Your shirts are the ground.
- And if not the clean now.
- Will you run out of clothes to wear

For a genetic defect, the man hears:
- bla bla bla Come on!
- bla bla bla Both of us,
- bla bla bla On the floor
- bla bla bla Right now
- bla bla bla No clothes.

^^

Heard it in Hung version, makes me impotent:<

The opening speech is taken by Brezsnyev. Everyone patiently waits til he starts reading.
O....[the crowd claps]
O....[the crowd claps]
O....[the crowd claps]
Then Brezsnyev's helpers whispers to him "Mr. Brezsnyev, you don't have to read all the 5 circles"

Blond joke now...

two friends were talking, and one of them says:
- The U.S. Navy does not accept blondes, you know why?
- No
- Just two to sink a submarine.
- How?
- 1 knock at the door ... the other opens.

And a stupid one:


One day the teacher told the students to write an editorial in which they were treated the following topics: monarchy, s e x , religion, mystery.
Last few minutes, one of the kids read your story, which was as follows:
"Someone fukedd the Queen. My God! Who was it? "

thoose are portuguese jokes. if u they are not translated very well thats google fault

Jonicas, you can edit your sig, replacing dead meat with rotten, coz the rotten meat sucks, not the dead one =]