cmon smb tell us noober story... icarus is gona win again

Ohoh i had a Necro on l2 dex and i lvled till 15 at elpy and keltirs XD

Once i was hitting a paralized antharas at lvl 1!(Rofl it was pvp server)

well when i played for first time and hit lvl 40 i used these dyes on a tyrant... +4STR - 6DEX +4DEX -6 CON + 4CON -6 STR . I didnt knew what it was anyway but it made me change char.

Also when i played PS1 for first time 8 years ago or so with analog(yes analog!) i thaught that the sticks were deckoration and i thaught that Toby 1 was bugged or broken.

Once when i was playing cod 2 (call of duty) 1 guy jumped behind a wall and shooted me !And i told him " FAK YA U WARE WH!!"(wallhacker=wh)And then i got banned...cuz it was the admin

Did you read my noob story?
Vezi ca e in paginile anterioare. Primul meu mmo.

l2paradise, EE, la raid

am avut noroc am luat un blessed ewc

aveam un crystal staff mana up

normal k lam facut +1



edited:

l2paradise, EE, at raid

i was lucky to get a bewc

i had a crystal staff mana up

i made it +1

I buyed a lifestone from private shop, I put it on my dual sls and I saw that works better. Next day I logged in, I go VOS again to make lvl and I see that my weapon doesn't do even at half damage comparing yesterday. I go blacksmith and I remove the stone from dual sls, considering that this must bee the problem, hoping I will remediate the problem.. When I look in the quick bars.....SURPRISE ! I forgot to activate the soulshots! This is a true noob story, not the first one but the BIGGEST !

Okay... THIS WAS A FUCKING GOOD ONE! =))))0

When I first played L2 I started an elf and there were soooo much elves everywhere.. And suddenly I met a red mob! I started hitting him but I couldn't see his HP.. and when it hitted back I saw that he's really powerful and started running..and I was faster than him so he stopped following me.. and then I said to him 'Yeah, you better run' and when he turned back I realised its not a mob!!
Thats how I met an orc for first time..

BTW, http://lineage.pmfun.com/list/comics-l2grind/5
lol, so similar it's funny ^o^
Oh, and another story I will always remember, I was playing with my friend for 2-3 months, we were near 30 lv (yeah THAT slow =D), I knew about the soulshot thingies, because he showed it to me.. and I was non-stop spamming the button for them.. until one day he said 'hey dude, click on the soulshots with the right mouse button' THEY WENT AUTOMATIC.. I totally fainted

Also, when I made a mage I didn't really knew that the weapons have p.atk and m.atk and I should watch for the m.atk.. so anyway I was only looking at the prices and once I bought that really cool STAFF from 700k.. after some time a friend asked me 'whats with the polearm?'..Uh? What pole?

And about the music in the towns, I've always loved the Hunter's Village one, also the Elven Village one, probably cuz I started an elf and it brings back memories ^o^

men maybe u should ask someone else about who he think is the best noob story...someone impartial like me..untill now i saw only you and godsend who say like usual icarus is the best...and if u quote me again only to blame me better dont do that becuz im sure this time gms will ban you

Well i think i have the king of noobs..
A guy was xping a full party lvl 40 to 50 to some catacomps (dont remember wich one). He had the walker tuned so as the party would pk anyone not in the friend list. So all the bots had all the other bots as friends.
When he went with his main char (necro 79 lvl) to see what was going on his bots pk him cause he hadnt placed his main char in th friendlist....

thats kewl, but the topic is "YOUR first noob story"

the first time a player came to me and asked me if I want my weapon as the hero weapon , I said yes and he invited me in party.I accepted, and he tell me to drop the weapon 3 times,after 3 times ,no weapon.I played on a server with low rates.Safe enchant was +3 and I had a +6 from a friend.