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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:17 pm 
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DECI LUATI O BERE SI SA INCEPEM:

1. REGULI IN TIMPUL CAMPIONATULUI:
Regulament casnic valabil pe perioada 07 - 29 Iunie 2008
#1 In timpul Campionatului European, barbatul are puteri discretionare si exclusive asupra receptorului TV si al telecomenzii.aferente.
#2 Sotia/prietena se ocupa in acest timp in tacere de treburile gospodariei.
#3 Inaintea fiecarui meci I se va asigura sotului o lada de bere RECE cat mai aproape de fotoliu. In lipsa berii, aceasta poate fi inlocuita cu Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, Bacardi sau Curvoisier insotite de Cola rece sau cuburi de gheata.
#4 In timpul jocului va fi interzisa catgoric prezenta feminina in camera de vizionare.
#5 La pauza, se suspenda interdictia de intrare pentru femei. In acest timp ele vor debarasa incaperea de eventualele sticle sau alte recipient
2. BANCUL ZILEI: ROMANIA - FRANTA : 2-1 (au marcat NICOLITA, NICOLITA, NICOLITA)


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:19 pm 
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bun regulamentul...sa dea domnu sa dea nicolita hattrick chiar dak un gol e in poarta noastra

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tare topic ..specific siteului =))

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i didnt understand, but i just want to say:



PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL!


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:33 pm 
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Football sux...
Bei bere si te caci.

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What off platform you dog? Off platform hasn't been a thing in years this game is only playable using Java and if you believe otherwise you're too stupid because every server you played has been Java

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:19 pm 
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Icarus wrote:
Football sux...
Bei bere si te caci.


mda , glume de la MTV ?


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care pune pariu cu mine ca waza e stelist si manelar ??? :))


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Sekkurel wrote:
care pune pariu cu mine ca waza e stelist si manelar ??? :))


nu sunt emo si ma cac fara sa beau bere ( glume MTV 2008 )


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football pute...naspa rau
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WaZaWanGa wrote:
Icarus wrote:
Football sux...
Bei bere si te caci.


mda , glume de la MTV ?

Vb serios? Am inventat-o pe moment. :|

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What off platform you dog? Off platform hasn't been a thing in years this game is only playable using Java and if you believe otherwise you're too stupid because every server you played has been Java

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WaZaWanGa wrote:
Sekkurel wrote:
care pune pariu cu mine ca waza e stelist si manelar ??? :))


nu sunt emo si ma cac fara sa beau bere ( glume MTV 2008 )

vezi sa nu te tai daca pierde echipa ta favorita :)


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gg romania pt cele 2 meciuri :) pacat de multe ocazii ratate precum Penalty-ul lui Mutu <.<

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nus fan mutu dar chiar mie mila de el
dupa ce a ratat de abia mai putea sa joace
oricum gg la facut pe buffon urat ^^


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Icarus wrote:
Football sux...
Bei bere si te caci.


+1 waste of time...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:19 pm 
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Cica antrenorul Olandei isi anunta jucatorii ca vor juca un meci contra Romaniei. Nimeni n-are chef, si la un moment dat portarul Van der Saar zice :
- Baieti, uite ce zic eu, joc eu singur contra Romaniei, si voi mergeti intr-un club, OK?"
Toti sunt de acord.
La un moment dat aprind TV-ul si ce vad: 1-0 pentru Olanda, gol Van der Saar in minutul 5! Toti veseli, sting TV-ul si iar se pun pe baute...
La capatul celor 90 de minute aprind din nou televizorul si...
"Romania 1 - Olanda 1, gol Mutu, minutul 90."
Fuga toti la stadion si la vestiare il gasesc pe Van der Saar, disperat, cu capul in maini... - Ce s-a intamplat, mai Van der Saar? - Baieti, imi pare sincer rau, am fost eliminat in minutul 6 ...


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