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 Post subject: WELCOME TO DARKNESS! A DARK ELF'S GUIDE TO L2 WORLD(GAMING)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 3:52 pm 
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WHO AM I?

I AM A PROUD DROW A.K.A DARK ELF!

DIS ...F**G CLAIMER : IF YOU MAIN OTHER RACES GET THE HELL OUT YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.


WHY I JOINED THIS S.....T?

ALTHOUGH FORUMS DO BORE ME CUZ I PREFER TO TRAIN TO SWORDSMANSHIP AND EXECUTION METHOD IN SHILENS TEMPLE.I DECIDED TO POST SOME SH*T HERE SO PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE L2 PRIVATE SERVERS WORLD AND ABOUT DARK ELF'S

HOW IS A DARK ELF'S PLAY-STYLE HOW SHOULD I PLAY IT ?
1/BE PROUD ABOUT YOUR RACE

2/ DON'T GIVE A F ABOUT WHAT OTHERS SAY ABOUT US.THEY DO THIS CUZ THEY FEAR OUR POWER CUZ WE CAN PK ALL OTHER RACES

3/BE HONEST ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS BUT ABUSE YOUR ENEMIES TILL THEY SURRENDER FOREVER
SO FOR EXAMPLE IF A SHI*Y DWORF DECIDES TO SPOIL WHERE I FARM AND NOT PAYING ME I WILL PK THAT BAST**D UNTIL HE PAYS ME OR QUITS IT. WHERE YOU FARM IS INSTANTLY ANNOUNCED A DARK ELF TERRITORY AND PEOPLE SHOULD LEARN TO RESPECT THAT!

4/ DO NOT BE A JACKA*S .. BEING A DARK LEF HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE MOR**S THAT USUALLY ARE YOUR TYPICAL NECRO /SPS/TH/GLADI MAINS.YOU KNOW YOUR CLASSIC MOR*N THAT WANTS TO PLAY/PAY THE MOST BROKEN CLASS IN ANY GAME ?THAT SHI*HEAD YEAH YOU GOT THE PICTURE.SO BE SOMETHING LIKE DARTH VADER AND ANTI HERO DON'T GIVE A F ABOUT OTHER RACES BUT IF TIME COMES DESTROY THEM !

5/ DARK ELFS THAT PK THEIR OWN KIND ARE MAINS FROM OTHER RACES THAT CAME TO TRY OUR RACE .. THUS THEY ARE TRAITORS AND THEY INSTANTLY ENTER OUR PK LIST.WHEREVER YOU SEE THAT B******D THAT PK'S OUR OWN YOU SHOULD ELIMINATE HIM/HER ON SIGHT.

6/ A DARK ELF THAT IS NOT RED FROM KARMA IS NOT CONSIDERED A DARK ELF ! IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICED WHEN YOU WALK OUT FROM SHILEN'S TEMPLE YOUR PURPOSE IS TO SUBDUE OTHER RACES AND BRING THEM UTTER TERROR !
HOW THE F*** I KNOW THAT ?
WELL I WAS THAT DARK ELF SITTING IN EXECUTION GROUNDS FULL RED .... WHEN PEOPLE SAW ME THEY LEFT AREA IMMEDIATELY . THOSE WHO WHERE STUPID ENOUGH TO DARE ME THEY WHERE SOON RUNNING FOR THEIR LIFES.... THUS NEVER LET THEM GO AWAY..FINISH THEM - IF YOU DON'T THEN CHANGE RACE..

7/ ALTHOUGH NCSOFT F*G***S LIKED HUMAN RACE IN L2 THEY TRIED TO HINDER US WITH VARIOUS METHODS ..E.X THE STUN PROBLEM.. WELL IN REALITY THE REAL DARK ELF NEVER GETS STUNNED....
DARK ELF'S ARE THE MOST STRONG/ELEGANT RACE ABOVE ALL. IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THEM.

IN MY POSTS YOU WILL SEE ME WRITE IN CAPS .. I DO THIS SO OLDER PEOPLE SEE WHAT I WRITE AND CUZ I HAVE CAPS LOCK BUTTON!

MY POSTS ARE USUALLY REVEALING THE TRUTH ABOUT MATTERS OF THE GAME. DO I EARN ANYTHING ? NO BUT I SURE LIKE IT WHEN SCAMMERS GET BUTT-HURT... TRUTH IS A GIANT DIL*O FOR THEM AND THEIR A***S

WHAT DO YOU HATE / DON'T LIKE?
DWARFS
THEY ARE SMELLY...ALTHOUGH I BANGED ONE CHICK OF THEM ONCE IN DARK FOREST...STRANGE FEELING BUT TWAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT...

HUMANS.
I DESPISE THEM... THEY BECAME WORST THAN BEASTS ... HELL BEASTS KILL ONLY TO EAT..HUMANS AND HUMANITY BECAME A MONSTROSITY.. I DESPISE THEM WITH ALL MY BLACK HEART. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU THAT YOU ARE READING MAH SH*T AND I THAT AM TYPING IT WE ARE HERE ? CUZ HUMANS WITH REPTILIAN ALIENS THREW THAT VIRUS OVER TO HUMANITY ... HUMANS ARE JUST BIG DWARFS ... FULL OF ENVY ABOUT THINGS - SELFISH EGOISTICAL SOCIOPATHS FOR THE MOST PART..THEY ARE THE "GOLLUM" IN A BIGGER PROPORTION..

ORCS...
SERIOUSLY WHO EVER PLAYS AN ORC HAS A FETISH WITH GREEN COLLOR AND LIKES TO ANSWER EVERYTHING WITH "OUGH" OR "DUH?!" I HATE ORCS .. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD AN ORC FART ? DAAAMN IT SOUNDED LIKE THAT HIPPOPOTAMUS VIDEO YOU SAW ON YTUBE! THEY ARE SLOW THEY ARE BIG THEY ARE GOOD FIGHTERS BUT WHEN SH*T HITS THE FUN THEY ARE WONDERING HOW THAT HAPPENED AND THEY SCREAM CHEAT ON GLOBAL CUZ A DARK ELF DAGGER MANAGED TO PK A TITAN...

AND LASTLY ...THE VIRGINS....
ELFS....
YEAH THOSE TRAITORS.....I AM SORRY BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A PART TO A RACE THAT GAVE MAGIC TO HUMANS ....PLUS THEIR FEMALES.... TO BANG ONE YOU NEED TO WAIT WHEN A TURTLE TRAVELS FROM TALKING ISLAND TO DWARF VILLAGE AND IN A STRAIGHT LINE SO IT WILL BE FASTER! I REMEMBER THE LAST ELVEN CHICK I BANGED...I TOLD HER IT WAS FOR ONE NIGHT AND SHE TOLD ME THAT WE ELFS ARE ETERNAL.... AFTER THIS ..........
...I HAD TO PK HER....
NOT TO MENTION THEIR WIZARDS..YOUR AVERAGE FOOL THAT CASTS SO FAST THAT SOMETIMES USES THE WRONG SPELL AND WONDERS WHY HE IS DOWN ? THESE GUYS THINK THAT CUZ THEY CAST SO FAST THEY ARE SUPER STRONG.....WRONG! YOU ARE JUST SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS SO FAST THAT WHEN YOU HAVE S*X YOU ARE ALREADY FINISHED BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OF...THUS YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN!!!! :lol:


WHAT DO YOU LIKE ?

DROW BABES! I LOVE THEM AS I LOVE GOTH BABES ! THEY ARE ROMANTIC/CLEAN/ AND SUPER SEXY! 8)

I LIKE TRUTH - HONESTY GOOD P*RN AND PIZZA WITH LAGGER BEER !
BTW IF I WANNA WATCH SOME YOU WILL FIND ME IN IVORY TOWER 1AST FLOOR THE ELF BABE THERE HAS A SECRET STONE THAT YOU CAN SEE ...EVERYTHING...

ARE YOU MARRIED ?
NO CUZ I HAVEN'T FOUND MY DARK ELF BABE YET... HELLO?!?!!??! WHERE ARE YOU ?!
I LIKE TO BE FAITHFUL CUZ I HAVE ABSOLUTE FEELINGS..ITS A NORMAL THING FOR US DROWS TO HAVE ABSOLUTE FEELINGS ...THAT'S WHY WE DON'T CHEAT....(EXCEPT IF IT IS FOR DWARVEN WOMEN :wink: SHHHH !!! )

HOW LONG YOUR ....CABLE IS IT ?
IF YOU ARE REFERRING TO.... WHAT I THINK... THEN I SAY THAT IT IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR NAME AND ASKING ME HOW IT CAN REACH TO MY DESK SO I CAN PLAY L2...

FAVORITE MUSIC ?
:roll: DION.... IVORY TOWER... POWER METAL ETC ETC...YOUR SCREAMS... 8)

FAVORITE WEAPON
YOU TELL ME WHICH IS THE BEST C DAGGER ...IF YOU FOUND IT THEN THAT IS.. IT LOOKS AWESOME...

ONE LAST THING TO SAY ?
1ST OF ALL THANK YOU FOR READING MY INTERVIEW...

2OND ......

DON'T BE A JACKASS BE A BADASS
:twisted: 8)

BE A DROW....WELCOME TO MY WORLD SCRUB!







(THE ABOVE IS MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY AND WHOEVER DECIDES TO USE IT FOR PERSONAL GAIN WITHOUT MY CONSENT HE OWS ME ALL HIS ASSETS - BY READING THIS YOU ACCEPT THIS UNCONDITIONALLY)


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 Post subject: Re: WELCOME TO DARKNESS! A DARK ELF'S GUIDE TO L2 WORLD(GAM
PostPosted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 9:28 pm 
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TheDarkElf wrote:
I REMEMBER THE LAST ELVEN CHICK I BANGED...I TOLD HER IT WAS FOR ONE NIGHT AND SHE TOLD ME THAT WE ELFS ARE ETERNAL.... AFTER THIS ..........
...I HAD TO PK HER....


...And then you woke up. #LightElvesForever #SorryNotSorry

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 Post subject: Re: WELCOME TO DARKNESS! A DARK ELF'S GUIDE TO L2 WORLD(GAM
PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:20 am 
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Herlitz wrote:
TheDarkElf wrote:
I REMEMBER THE LAST ELVEN CHICK I BANGED...I TOLD HER IT WAS FOR ONE NIGHT AND SHE TOLD ME THAT WE ELFS ARE ETERNAL.... AFTER THIS ..........
...I HAD TO PK HER....


...And then you woke up. #LightElvesForever #SorryNotSorry



AT LEAST I AIN'T A VIRGIN...NOR A LIGHT ELF :lol:

I AM SO SORRY THAT WE DROWS BANG YOUR CHICKS 8)

#DROWS RULE!


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:41 am 
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TheDarkElf wrote:
Herlitz wrote:
TheDarkElf wrote:
I REMEMBER THE LAST ELVEN CHICK I BANGED...I TOLD HER IT WAS FOR ONE NIGHT AND SHE TOLD ME THAT WE ELFS ARE ETERNAL.... AFTER THIS ..........
...I HAD TO PK HER....


...And then you woke up. #LightElvesForever #SorryNotSorry



AT LEAST I AIN'T A VIRGIN...NOR A LIGHT ELF :lol:

I AM SO SORRY THAT WE DROWS BANG YOUR CHICKS 8)

#DROWS RULE!


As if any light elf would ever touch a dark elf with anything but a long pole...

Keep dreaming!

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