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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:16 pm 
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Itan enas gay kai enas filos tou se mia paralia kai itan panw se ena vraxo etoimoi na kanoun voutia.Peftei prwtos o filos t mesa kai ton rwtaei o gay.
-Pws einai to nero?
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-ANTE EPITELOUS!!!! PESTO MOU NA PESW ME TON KOLO!!!!!!


Itan ena paidi Alvanaki....o Elias...kai paei prwti mera sxoleio.I daskala rwtouse ena ena ta paidia ta onomata tous.
-Pws se lene esena?
-Me lene Giwrgo kai eimai Ellinopoulo
-Esena?
-Emena me lene Kosta kai eimai Ellinopoulo
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-Emena me lene Elia kai eimai Alvanopoulo
-Oxi,tou leei i daskala,apo simera tha les pws eisai o Ilias kai eisai Ellinopoulo.

Paei o Elias spiti tou kai arxizei na paizei me tous filous tou ston kipo.Meta apo ligo akougete i mana tou.
-Elia,ela mesa na fas.
-Mitera dn me lene Elia alla Ilia kai eimai Ellinopoulo.

Ton plakwnei sto ksilo i mana t....erxete to apogeuma sto spiti o pateras,to mathenei kai ton sapizei kiautos.Paei loipon tin alli mera sxoleio o Elias.Ton vlepei i daskala se maura xalia....matia mavrismena,aimata pantou,tsirwta kai dn simazeuetai, kai ton rwtaei.

-Ilia ti epathes paidi mou?
-Afiste ta kiria......me plakwsan 2 Alvanoi.

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Xaxaxaxaxaxa..... Kale re p ta briskete auta??? :P

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Uparxoun kai site ama 8es na ta vreis as poume jokes.gr p einai kalo exei kai rates kai katigories alla kalitera einai apo stoma se stoma....


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Diko m post kai na min exei epitixia?
Tsibiste 1 anekdotaki apo ton creator...: :P :P :P

Μια μέρα ο βασιλιάς των ζώων ζήτησε από όλα τα ζώα του κόσμου να έλθουν για να γίνει η ετήσια απογραφή. Τα ζώα έπρεπε να έλθουν με αλφαβητική σειρά.
Κατατάσσονται τα ζώα αλλά ένας ρινόκερος βλέπει μπροστά του μια ψείρα. Κανονικά η ψείρα έπρεπε να ήταν πολύ πιο πίσω.
Τη τσιγκλάει και της λέει:
- "Ρρρρινόκερος."
Η ψείρα δεν του δίνει σημασία. Την ξανατσιγκλάει και της λέει:
- "Ρρρρρρρρινόκερος!!"
Αυτή συνεχίζει να τον αγνοεί. Ο ρινόκερος επιμένει:
- "Ρρρρρρρρρρρρρρρινόκερος!!!!!!".
Μη μπορώντας να αντέξει άλλο η ψείρα, γυρνάει και του λέει:
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Exoun graftei k kalitera!!! :?

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Exoun graftei k kalitera!!! :?


:cry: :? dn s arese e?
OK...hmmmm Tsimba alla ena...!:

H mama stin korh : Lipon korh m sto prwto radevou tha s zitisei na s piasei ta vizia , esy tha peis oti "exoun agathia kai aggilwnoun". Meta tha s zitisei na s piasei to mouni....esy tha peis einai fournos kai kaiei.edaxi korh m?
Korh: edaxi
Gyrizei to epomeno prwi spiti i korh
Mama:lipon ti egina koritsi m?
korh:opws ta eipes...prwta paei na m xaisepsei ta vizia t lew exoun agathia kai aggilonoun,meta phge na m piasei to mouni tou eipa kaiei kai tha zematisteis....!meta omos m eipe exei 1 loukaniko kai thelei na to valei ston nfourno m na zestathei....E edaxi kai egw....olo to vradi to epsine to loukaniko....kai xereis to xeirotero?
Mama : ti koritsi m?(simfora...!)
Korh : to prwi m edwse na dokimasw to loukaniko kai akoma apsito itan...! :/

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phoenixxxx wrote:
killer6667 wrote:
Exoun graftei k kalitera!!! :?


:cry: :? dn s arese e?
OK...hmmmm Tsimba alla ena...!:

H mama stin korh : Lipon korh m sto prwto radevou tha s zitisei na s piasei ta vizia , esy tha peis oti "exoun agathia kai aggilwnoun". Meta tha s zitisei na s piasei to mouni....esy tha peis einai fournos kai kaiei.edaxi korh m?
Korh: edaxi
Gyrizei to epomeno prwi spiti i korh
Mama:lipon ti egina koritsi m?
korh:opws ta eipes...prwta paei na m xaisepsei ta vizia t lew exoun agathia kai aggilonoun,meta phge na m piasei to mouni tou eipa kaiei kai tha zematisteis....!meta omos m eipe exei 1 loukaniko kai thelei na to valei ston nfourno m na zestathei....E edaxi kai egw....olo to vradi to epsine to loukaniko....kai xereis to xeirotero?
Mama : ti koritsi m?(simfora...!)
Korh : to prwi m edwse na dokimasw to loukaniko kai akoma apsito itan...! :/


pw re file epina otan to diabaza k kontepsa na pnigw...

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phoenixxxx wrote:
killer6667 wrote:
Exoun graftei k kalitera!!! :?


:cry: :? dn s arese e?
OK...hmmmm Tsimba alla ena...!:

H mama stin korh : Lipon korh m sto prwto radevou tha s zitisei na s piasei ta vizia , esy tha peis oti "exoun agathia kai aggilwnoun". Meta tha s zitisei na s piasei to mouni....esy tha peis einai fournos kai kaiei.edaxi korh m?
Korh: edaxi
Gyrizei to epomeno prwi spiti i korh
Mama:lipon ti egina koritsi m?
korh:opws ta eipes...prwta paei na m xaisepsei ta vizia t lew exoun agathia kai aggilonoun,meta phge na m piasei to mouni tou eipa kaiei kai tha zematisteis....!meta omos m eipe exei 1 loukaniko kai thelei na to valei ston nfourno m na zestathei....E edaxi kai egw....olo to vradi to epsine to loukaniko....kai xereis to xeirotero?
Mama : ti koritsi m?(simfora...!)
Korh : to prwi m edwse na dokimasw to loukaniko kai akoma apsito itan...! :/


Ela re mn rixneis to epipedo!!! :P

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Exoun graftei k kalitera!!! :?


:cry: :? dn s arese e?
OK...hmmmm Tsimba alla ena...!:

H mama stin korh : Lipon korh m sto prwto radevou tha s zitisei na s piasei ta vizia , esy tha peis oti "exoun agathia kai aggilwnoun". Meta tha s zitisei na s piasei to mouni....esy tha peis einai fournos kai kaiei.edaxi korh m?
Korh: edaxi
Gyrizei to epomeno prwi spiti i korh
Mama:lipon ti egina koritsi m?
korh:opws ta eipes...prwta paei na m xaisepsei ta vizia t lew exoun agathia kai aggilonoun,meta phge na m piasei to mouni tou eipa kaiei kai tha zematisteis....!meta omos m eipe exei 1 loukaniko kai thelei na to valei ston nfourno m na zestathei....E edaxi kai egw....olo to vradi to epsine to loukaniko....kai xereis to xeirotero?
Mama : ti koritsi m?(simfora...!)
Korh : to prwi m edwse na dokimasw to loukaniko kai akoma apsito itan...! :/


Ela re mn rixneis to epipedo!!! :P



:!: :!: :!: PROSPATHW ALLA DN M VGENEI... :!: :!: :!:


Hmmmm...Ti einai kitrino kai meta ginete aspro :?: :?: :?:
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Ti koino exei o Olympiakos me to Viagr4?




Boi8oun stin Anorthosi!!!!! xa0x0ax0ax0a0x :D

Edit: LOL, to vi agra to exei brisia :P

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Ti koino exei o Olympiakos me to Viagr4?




Boi8oun stin Anorthosi!!!!! xa0x0ax0ax0a0x :D

Edit: LOL, to vi agra to exei brisia :P


LMAO oraio xD

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Dwste pali ligo energia sto thread re guys!!!!
Na eimaste perifanoi gia to elliniko forum
Mono o ruud44 prospathei ligo sto elliniko kai se ola ta alla
Dwste tin axia sas palikaria
I dikia m axia (ali8ini istoria) :

Itan ena sxetika neo zeygari
Gineka : Agaph m xalase i vrisi tou baniou!
Adras afou xereis agaph m dn xerw apo idravlika....Pare enan idravliko na to ftiaxei kai tha dwsw ta lefta
Kai etc egine.Tin epomeni mera xalse o fournos
Gineka: Agapoula m.....na xeries......xalase o fournos
Adras : Ma agapitsa m xereis dn xerw egw apo ilektrologika....kalese enan ilektrologo kai tha s dwsw ta xrimata avrio
Kai etc egine .... Toso atixoi itan omos p tin epomeni mera tous xalase to krevvati apo to *
i gineka drepotan na fonaxei maragko
Gineka: agaph m se parakalw ftaxto
Adras : fonaxe 1 margko avrio agapoula m
Tin epomeni mera lipon girizei o adras spiti....
Adras: a bravo agaph m to eftiaxes to krevati....Poso ekane na s ta dwsw?
Gineka: na dn eixa lefta kai o maragkos m protine ite na t ftiaxw mia spanakopita i na t parw mia pipa
Adras: kaie sy ti ekanes?
Gineka: afou me xereis agapoulini m .....xerw egw na kanw spanakopita? :shock: :shock: :? :lol: :P :) :D :shock: :shock: :wink: :idea: :!:

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Ama exoun to acc 3 atoma etc ginetai...

K btw to greek section eidika to krata active o paco :P

PS. kalo to anekdoto :P. Alla de blepw beltiwsh sto epipedo xD

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K btw to greek section eidika to krata active o paco :P



file ayto einai ali8eia gt an dn hmoun k egw...
kanete mono 2-3 post tn mera enw m emena tn nooba mesa exete 8emata k asxoleiste...

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