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File Dimo ilikrina,esy to Q tou Baium xehorises?
Exeis xehasei to theiko...
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pedia an 3erei kaneis kanena bag se kanena server plz as to grcei edw

Peace... :D

P.s. Sry gia to offtopic,alla an k den eine anekdoto,prokalei gelio... :wink:


Swsta file mou...sry alla me toses xazomares pou exei pei dn mporeis eukola na ksexwriseis tin kaliteri.

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pedia na rotiso to sit auto einai na lete gia to lineage i gia tpt alo giati mporei na ekena resister se la8os sit eleos

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San to alka einai kiautos eleos.Ama dn thes dn se kratame me to zwri...sto kalo kai na mas grafeis.Kai dn legete sit.....sit einai to kathomai....SITE einai!!!!Kai episis dn einai resister.....alla REGISTER!!!!!

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San to alka einai kiautos eleos.Ama dn thes dn se kratame me to zwri...sto kalo kai na mas grafeis.Kai dn legete sit.....sit einai to kathomai....SITE einai!!!!Kai episis dn einai resister.....alla REGISTER!!!!!
ooooo ekei kolises apo ola auta :P re koce kati ok simera mpika sto site kai den xero tpt akoma

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anekdoto.......itan o kostas o manolis k o giorgos k pigan pezoporia se ena dasos.ekei p perpaptousan tous pianoun oi statiwtes k tous lene exete paraviasei ton nomo 1453 pou leei oti apagoreuete na eiste se auto to dasos,etc tha m ferete o kathenas to agapimeno t frouto gia na sas afisw na figete.paei o kostas perneis ena kerasi....leei mikro eine,as paw auto.to paei stous stratiwtes k tou to vazoun ston kwlo..
-leei o kostas:re malakes ti kanete eiste sovaroi?pate kala?
-stratiwtes:em dn mpirazeo etc eine auta eise elefteros twra
paei o manolis pernei mia banana to dinei stous stratiwtes k tou to vazoun ston kwlo
-ksafnika o manolis arxizei na gelaei
-k tou lene oi stratiwtes:kala ti gelas re?s valame mia banana ston kwlo k gelas?
-apantaei o manolis:e siga re DN VLEPEIS TON GIORGO P ERXETE ME TO KARPOUZI?

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tsetsas wrote:
anekdoto.......itan o kostas o manolis k o giorgos k pigan pezoporia se ena dasos.ekei p perpaptousan tous pianoun oi statiwtes k tous lene exete paraviasei ton nomo 1453 pou leei oti apagoreuete na eiste se auto to dasos,etc tha m ferete o kathenas to agapimeno t frouto gia na sas afisw na figete.paei o kostas perneis ena kerasi....leei mikro eine,as paw auto.to paei stous stratiwtes k tou to vazoun ston kwlo..
-leei o kostas:re malakes ti kanete eiste sovaroi?pate kala?
-stratiwtes:em dn mpirazeo etc eine auta eise elefteros twra
paei o manolis pernei mia banana to dinei stous stratiwtes k tou to vazoun ston kwlo
-ksafnika o manolis arxizei na gelaei
-k tou lene oi stratiwtes:kala ti gelas re?s valame mia banana ston kwlo k gelas?
-apantaei o manolis:e siga re DN VLEPEIS TON GIORGO P ERXETE ME TO KARPOUZI?
kalo 0a0x0a0x0a0x0a0x karpouzi sto kolo

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tsetsas wrote:
anekdoto.......itan o kostas o manolis k o giorgos k pigan pezoporia se ena dasos.ekei p perpaptousan tous pianoun oi statiwtes k tous lene exete paraviasei ton nomo 1453 pou leei oti apagoreuete na eiste se auto to dasos,etc tha m ferete o kathenas to agapimeno t frouto gia na sas afisw na figete.paei o kostas perneis ena kerasi....leei mikro eine,as paw auto.to paei stous stratiwtes k tou to vazoun ston kwlo..
-leei o kostas:re malakes ti kanete eiste sovaroi?pate kala?
-stratiwtes:em dn mpirazeo etc eine auta eise elefteros twra
paei o manolis pernei mia banana to dinei stous stratiwtes k tou to vazoun ston kwlo
-ksafnika o manolis arxizei na gelaei
-k tou lene oi stratiwtes:kala ti gelas re?s valame mia banana ston kwlo k gelas?
-apantaei o manolis:e siga re DN VLEPEIS TON GIORGO P ERXETE ME TO KARPOUZI?


omg to eipa stous filous m to ti gelio riksame de perigrafete :P :P :P


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Peytei ena aeroplano sth zougla kai epizoun enas Ellhnas enas Amerikanos enas Kinezos kai enas Germanos.
Tous pianoun loipon oi Zoulou kai tous pane mprosta ston arxhgo toys.
Tous vlepei o arxhgos kai leei: PALY ESEIS? SAS GAMHSAME SAS PSHSAME SAS SFAXAME TI NA SAS KANOUME PIA?
Petagete kai o magos kai leei: 8A KANOYME ENA PROGRAMMA AN8RWPOPARATHRHSHS SAN BIG BROTHER....
Ftiaxnoun loipon oi kanoivaloi mia kalhva kai th gemhzoun trypes, kai vazei o ka8enas to mati tou se mia trypa na vlepei mesa.
Mesa sth kalhva exoun valei mia gomena ena trapezi me faghto kai mia lekani me saouni kai nero.
Vazoun mesa ton kinezo pou mono plenete kai vgenei exw
GIATI DN EFAGES KAI DN EKANES TPT ME TH GOMENA TOY LENE
EMEIS STHN KINA ETCI KANOUME MONO DOULEIA
Vazoune mesa ton germano kai afou plenete ka8ete kai trwei, filaei th gomena kai vgenei exw?
GIATI DN TH PIDHXES RE ? Ton rwtaei o magos?
EMEIS STHN GERMANIA PANTA DOULEVOUME META TRWME KALLA KAI AMA MEINEI XRONOS DIASKEDAZOUME
Vazoune mesa ton amerikano pou molis vlepei th gomena ths ormaei kai th xepatwnei. meta trwei kai vgenei exw
GT ETC MEGALE? Ton rwtaei o magos
EMEIS STHN AMERIKH MONO FAGHTO KAI DIASKEDASH EXOUME leei aytos
Telos vazoun mesa kai ton ellhna.
Mpenei mesa , koitaei to faghto th gomena kai to sapouni me to nero...
Vgazei to poukamhsotou kai to petaei sth mourh ths gomenas legontas
PLHNTO MWRH GAMIWLA
Molis skhbei n aplhnei h gomena ths ton karfwnei ston kwlo kai taytoxrona arxhzei na trwei.
Omagos apo exw exei trela8ei...
MA KALLA TI KANEIS? Tou fonazei exw apo th kalhba
Kai o eelhnas apanta:EMEIS STHN ELLADA FILARAKI ZOUME ME MIA FILOSOFIA "AMA DN GAMHSEIS TON ERGAZOMENO MPOUKIA PSOMI DN VAZEIS STO STOMA SOU"

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SKOURIAS wrote:
Peytei ena aeroplano sth zougla kai epizoun enas Ellhnas enas Amerikanos enas Kinezos kai enas Germanos.
Tous pianoun loipon oi Zoulou kai tous pane mprosta ston arxhgo toys.
Tous vlepei o arxhgos kai leei: PALY ESEIS? SAS GAMHSAME SAS PSHSAME SAS SFAXAME TI NA SAS KANOUME PIA?
Petagete kai o magos kai leei: 8A KANOYME ENA PROGRAMMA AN8RWPOPARATHRHSHS SAN BIG BROTHER....
Ftiaxnoun loipon oi kanoivaloi mia kalhva kai th gemhzoun trypes, kai vazei o ka8enas to mati tou se mia trypa na vlepei mesa.
Mesa sth kalhva exoun valei mia gomena ena trapezi me faghto kai mia lekani me saouni kai nero.
Vazoun mesa ton kinezo pou mono plenete kai vgenei exw
GIATI DN EFAGES KAI DN EKANES TPT ME TH GOMENA TOY LENE
EMEIS STHN KINA ETCI KANOUME MONO DOULEIA
Vazoune mesa ton germano kai afou plenete ka8ete kai trwei, filaei th gomena kai vgenei exw?
GIATI DN TH PIDHXES RE ? Ton rwtaei o magos?
EMEIS STHN GERMANIA PANTA DOULEVOUME META TRWME KALLA KAI AMA MEINEI XRONOS DIASKEDAZOUME
Vazoune mesa ton amerikano pou molis vlepei th gomena ths ormaei kai th xepatwnei. meta trwei kai vgenei exw
GT ETC MEGALE? Ton rwtaei o magos
EMEIS STHN AMERIKH MONO FAGHTO KAI DIASKEDASH EXOUME leei aytos
Telos vazoun mesa kai ton ellhna.
Mpenei mesa , koitaei to faghto th gomena kai to sapouni me to nero...
Vgazei to poukamhsotou kai to petaei sth mourh ths gomenas legontas
PLHNTO MWRH GAMIWLA
Molis skhbei n aplhnei h gomena ths ton karfwnei ston kwlo kai taytoxrona arxhzei na trwei.
Omagos apo exw exei trela8ei...
MA KALLA TI KANEIS? Tou fonazei exw apo th kalhba
Kai o eelhnas apanta:EMEIS STHN ELLADA FILARAKI ZOUME ME MIA FILOSOFIA "AMA DN GAMHSEIS TON ERGAZOMENO MPOUKIA PSOMI DN VAZEIS STO STOMA SOU"


gamato eliwsa :D

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Einai o totos sto spiti t kai pezei playstation.
Mpenei mesa o peteras tou apo th douleia kai tou leei:TOTE FERE M TIS PANTOFLES M GRYGORA
Moutromenos o totos giati tou fonaze o pateras tou paei pane alla anti na paei sto dwmatio tou patera tou paei kai xtypaei th porta tou dwmatioy ths aderfhs toy pou ekeinh th stigmhm htan mr th filh ths.
Anoigei h aderfh tou th porta kai leei: TI 8ES RE MALAKISMENO? SPASE 8A TO PW STO MPAMPA.
Totos:MA O MPAMPAS ME ESTHLE
ADERFH: WREA PES MTI 8ES KAI SPASE
Totos: ME ESTHLE NA GAMHS ESENA KAI TH MARIA (H filh ths aderfhs tou toto)
Arxhzei fonazei h aderfh tou toto kai ton vrhzei kai tou katevazei xristopanagies.
Totos:8ES NA RWTHSOUME TO MPAMPA NA DEIS AMA S LEW PSEMATA?
H aderfh tou leei ston toto na rwthsei ton patera tous pephsmenh oti o totos leei malakies
Opote fonazei o Totos ston patera tou:MPAMPA KAI TIS 2?
Kai o pateras apanta:MA KALLA EISAI XAZOS PEDI M? FYUSIKA KAI TIS 2

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SKOURIAS wrote:
Einai o totos sto spiti t kai pezei playstation.
Mpenei mesa o peteras tou apo th douleia kai tou leei:TOTE FERE M TIS PANTOFLES M GRYGORA
Moutromenos o totos giati tou fonaze o pateras tou paei pane alla anti na paei sto dwmatio tou patera tou paei kai xtypaei th porta tou dwmatioy ths aderfhs toy pou ekeinh th stigmhm htan mr th filh ths.
Anoigei h aderfh tou th porta kai leei: TI 8ES RE MALAKISMENO? SPASE 8A TO PW STO MPAMPA.
Totos:MA O MPAMPAS ME ESTHLE
ADERFH: WREA PES MTI 8ES KAI SPASE
Totos: ME ESTHLE NA GAMHS ESENA KAI TH MARIA (H filh ths aderfhs tou toto)
Arxhzei fonazei h aderfh tou toto kai ton vrhzei kai tou katevazei xristopanagies.
Totos:8ES NA RWTHSOUME TO MPAMPA NA DEIS AMA S LEW PSEMATA?
H aderfh tou leei ston toto na rwthsei ton patera tous pephsmenh oti o totos leei malakies
Opote fonazei o Totos ston patera tou:MPAMPA KAI TIS 2?
Kai o pateras apanta:MA KALLA EISAI XAZOS PEDI M? FYUSIKA KAI TIS 2


pou ta briskeis auta ta anekdota re c? poly gamata einai :D

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Exoun navaghsei 2 xan8eies se ena erhmo nhsi kai pe8enoun ths pinas.
Xafnika ka8onte 2 papagaloi sto dentro apo panw tous. Opote leei h mia xan8ia sthn allh.
Re maria koita enas prashnos papagalos kai enas kokkinos papagalos.
Trava na tous fereis na tous fame
Anevenei h maria sto dentro kai meta apo ligo katevenei kratontas mono ton kokkino papagalo.
Ma kalla eisai xazh giati dn eferes kai tous 2 alla moo ton kokkino? rwtaei h allh
Kai apanta h allh xan8ia: Eipa na perhmenoume na wrhmasei...

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SKOURIAS wrote:
Einai o totos sto spiti t kai pezei playstation.
Mpenei mesa o peteras tou apo th douleia kai tou leei:TOTE FERE M TIS PANTOFLES M GRYGORA
Moutromenos o totos giati tou fonaze o pateras tou paei pane alla anti na paei sto dwmatio tou patera tou paei kai xtypaei th porta tou dwmatioy ths aderfhs toy pou ekeinh th stigmhm htan mr th filh ths.
Anoigei h aderfh tou th porta kai leei: TI 8ES RE MALAKISMENO? SPASE 8A TO PW STO MPAMPA.
Totos:MA O MPAMPAS ME ESTHLE
ADERFH: WREA PES MTI 8ES KAI SPASE
Totos: ME ESTHLE NA GAMHS ESENA KAI TH MARIA (H filh ths aderfhs tou toto)
Arxhzei fonazei h aderfh tou toto kai ton vrhzei kai tou katevazei xristopanagies.
Totos:8ES NA RWTHSOUME TO MPAMPA NA DEIS AMA S LEW PSEMATA?
H aderfh tou leei ston toto na rwthsei ton patera tous pephsmenh oti o totos leei malakies
Opote fonazei o Totos ston patera tou:MPAMPA KAI TIS 2?
Kai o pateras apanta:MA KALLA EISAI XAZOS PEDI M? FYUSIKA KAI TIS 2
xaxaxax gamaei aderfe...!

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htan mia mera o totos k apofasizei na paei spiti t me to lewforeio..eixan piastei oles oi 8eseis k eixe minei mia pisw apo ton odigw k ekatse ekei....pigenontas pros tin diadromi leei o totos ston lewforiatzh:na se rwthsw kati?
-fisika leei o lewforiatzhs
-an i mitera m itan ksila k o pateras m skilos,egw ti tha eimoun?
-mikro skilaki tha isoun vre,leei o lewforiatzhs.....
META APO LIGO RWTAEI PALI O TOTOS
-an o pateras m itan gatos k i mitera m gata,egw ti tha eimoun?
-mikro gataki tha eisoun vre,apantaei o lewforiatzhs
PAEI NA RWTHSEI K 3 FORA O TOTOS k TOU LEEI O LEWFORIATZHS PERIMENE NA SE RWTHSW EGW KATI TWRA
-entaksei leei o totos rwta me
-an o pateras s itan pousths k i mitera s poutana,esi ti tha eisoun?
-KALA AUTO TO KSERW LEEI O TOTOS...ODHGOS LEWFOREIOU THA EIMOUN...............................................! xD

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Einai o totos spiti tou kai etoimazete na vgei randevou me thn Annoula
O pateras tou anyshxei gia to pedi t kai thn ora pou fevgei o totos ton rwta:
Toto exeis parei mazi sou profilakthka?
Kokkinhzei o Totos apo droph alla apantaei pos exei parei mazi tou 2.
An dn foreseis apo twraa ena na se dw dn pas pou8ena leei o pateras
Fones kako o totos alla o pateras tou epimenei. Afou katalabenei o Totos pos an dn kanei oti leei o pateras tou dn 8a vgei, ton petaei exw vazei thn kapota kai fevgei na brei thn Annoula.
Sto bar kai meta apo merika pota o Totos paei thn Annoula sthn toualeta gia na ginei to moireo kaii oreo...
ka8ete o Totos sthn lekanh ka9i arxhzei h Annoula to streaptease..
Bgazei thn mplouza ths kai leei ston Toto: Ta blepeis ta vyzakia m Toto? Mono to nero ths 8allasas ta exei akoumphsei....
O Totos exei arxhsei na kavlwnei kai goustarei agria...
Bbgazei th fousta h Annoula kai leei ston Toto pou mete bias kratiete na mhn ormhsei: Ta vlepeis ta mpotakia m Toto? Monoo kalokairinos hlios ta exei xahdepsei....
O Totos exei arxhsei na xekoumpwnei to poukamhso kai exei ginei pyravlos..
Bgazei h Annoula to striigaki kai exei plath ston Toto
Tan blepeis ton kwlarako m Toto? Mono to aeraki katw apo th fousthtca m ton exei akoumphsei...
Opote kapia stigmh h Annoula paei kai ka8ete sthn agalia tou Toto kai arxhzoun na fasonwnte..
Otan h Annoula pianei to pouli tou Toto aytos tinazete kai thn rixnei katw. Meta me argws kinhseis vgazei to pantelinit kai to boxeraki tou kai petaei exw to papari tou me thn kapota apo panw..
To vlepei ayto Annoula??? Rwtaei o Totos eirwnika
Nai to vlepw leei h Annoula pou exei anapsei gia ta kalla kai twra koitaei to papari tou Totou me pa8os...
AKOMA ME TH ZELATHNA EINAI................................!!!

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